Once upon a time, a beautiful teacher took her kids for a walk to hunt for fall leaves. It was so sunny out, everyone was having so much fun running around in the grass.
The beautiful teacher was bent over tying someone's shoe, and when she stood she got a real surprise. Out of the corner of her eye, she saw one of her kids hiding in he middle of a bush. He wasn't just hiding in the middle of the bush, though. Nope!
As the beautiful teacher walked closer to the bush, she realized that the boy's pants were down! And his pants weren't just down for fun. (Because we all know pants down can be fun). As the beautiful teacher looked closer, she saw something else...
The little boy hiding in the bushes with his pants down, was going to the bathroom. And not the pee kind of bathroom.
After the beautiful teacher picked her eyeballs back off the ground, she pulled his pants up, hoped no one else was paying attention, and called the leaf hunt off.
After getting inside and wiping and changing and sanitizing, the beautiful teacher realized that she wasn't entirely disgusted. More so, she was impressed, and slightly envious. For it wasn't until she was in her 20's and super sick, that the beautiful teacher was comfortable enough pooing in a toilet that wasn't in her own home, never mind in a park full of teen-aged girl soccer players!
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