Thursday, August 11, 2016

My Brain Can't Comprehend A Clever Title Right Now

It's hard to believe that after more then a decade of being sick, the end is literally right around the corner now.  And I am starting to get anxious.  And super sentimental.  And also super pukey and painful and so damn tired, and unmotivated to blog.  I've started maybe 5 times over the last few weeks, now here I am 1 day from the big day, starting once more.  My brain is absolute mush, and I would really rather sleep, but THIS of all things deserves a blog.  

A loveliest Insta/ Endo friend asked me a little while ago, 'What are your expectations for this surgery?'  I think that's a very valid direction for this post.  It's a very valid question, and one that deserved all the thinking and wondering and deciding that I've done since she asked.  

Firstly, I expect a lot of anxiety.

That's not just me being a big sucky baby, it's me knowing myself well enough to admit it.  I'm only a few days away and it's already started to hang over me like an adorable little grey cartoon rain cloud.  At this point, a lot of the anxiety is subconscious.  I work hard to NOT think about the procedure or the recovery, and have definitely not Googled anything this time and yet that prickly feeling will find its way under my skin.  Or the heat will start settling over my shoulders and down my arms.  Of course a lot of this anxiety is being triggered by the constant nausea and the too-much pooping or barfing, but I'm pretty sure it's also because no matter how hard I try, I can't forget was a panic-filled experience I had with my last (far more minor) surgery.  

I expect a lot of anxiety during my recovery.  Between the immediate pain and the unfamiliar bed, and not having my family around constantly, I can foresee the desire for Ativan.  Possibly an Ativan induced coma for the first few days.  I've had surgery before, and I think it's the knowing you're going to be utterly uncomfortable, and knowing that all you can do its wait it out, that gets me the most anxious.  

This time there will also be the anxiety that comes from knowing a chunk of my insides are missing. That's just weird to think about. 

And then!  I expect to be able to at least lower my anti-anxiety medication doses.  Once the painful, frustrating, probably often mind-numbingly boring recovery period...I'm looking at January, I expect to feel confident in the idea of slowly weaning myself down, and seeing how it goes!  Being physically sick (to my stomach) has always been my biggest panic trigger, and after surgery I expect to not be sick.

That's the biggest expectation.  That's the expectation that will probably cause a little eye rolling, or questioning of how realistic I am being.  

I KNOW that technically there is no cure for Endometriosis.  But I believe and I feel, and I expect this hysterectomy to be the very closest thing.  I know that when they close me up there will likely still be a small amount of Endometriosis left behind due to the too-sensitive locations that it is living, so I will always HAVE endometriosis.  But because I'll have no ovaries, those leftover cells will never again be given a cue to react (and cause symptoms), and without a uterus there will never be new Endometrial cells.  I KNOW that I will never again be as sick (from Endometriosis, anyways..) as I am now, and I EXPECT to feel one million times better on top of that.  

I expect to wake up without having to run to the bathroom.  And I expect to be able to make plans without worrying about having to cancel.  I expect to be able to take my kid out on my own without worrying about getting us stuck in a bathroom for longer then a toddler should ever be stuck in a bathroom.  I'm going to want to eat, and never regret eating after getting sick afterwards, and I'm not going to want to sleep the gross-feeling day away!  I won't stop in my tracks because the pain hits so hard, and I won't have to keep an eye out for every possible bathroom.  I won't whine when I wake up because I feel sick and hope my husband gets our baby breakfast instead of me doing it... I won't need to ask my husband to call in sick so that he can take care of our baby while I sleep of a panic-hangover!  

I of course also expect to feel that pang of jealousy every time a friend announces they're pregnant.  I expect to feel a little guilty every time I see our son playing with his friends' baby siblings so lovingly.  Don't get me wrong, I HATED being pregnant, but apparently it's quite natural for ovaries to ache around new life... Even if you don't have ovaries!  And we are SO happy and SO comfy with just one baby, but I grew up with two siblings, and all of his little friends have (or will have) siblings, so I expect to question whether or not he's missing out.  Or that he feels like he's missing out.  

I expect that the mental and emotional recovery process will take longer then the few physical incisions.  The Endometriosis will be gone, but there will be a new kind of hormones to deal with. And I think it will take time rediscovering what 'normal' and 'healthy' feels like!  That'll be a good process, but a process nonetheless.  THIS has been my normal for such a long time, that I expect not feeling like a pile of shit might feel a little strange at first. 

Huhhhhhhhh and that's all I've got!  Lol.  It's midnight so it's technically Thursday, which means it all goes down TOMORROW!  And I'm half asleep.  And super over all this typing.  Lol I expect that none of the above is much of a good read!  (I'm heavily considering deleting this before posting, lol but it took me forever to motivate myself to sit and type)  Because my brain is mush, and I guess I'm tying NOT to think about any of it too hard.  

La la la!  The next time I type here, I'll be typing without a uterus!  (Or ovaries, or Fallopian tubes, or a cervix!)

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