You are on a beach in the sand. Don't get too comfy... Because you are also tied to an anchor, stuck there.
What would you prefer?
A) Every 5 minutes a huge tidal wave come crashing down on your head and just throws you around, and then it washes back out to sea, and you can catch your breath and cough the seaweed out of your lungs...then 5 minutes later you see that wave coming back. Then you get a chance to catch your breath again, and brace yourself for the next wave..
B) A monsoon bursts off the ocean and lands right on top of you, and terrorizes the beach around you and just drenches you for an entire hour, but once it lifts, you are free for good.
I cant decide still. When I'm stuck in the bathroom, I like the little breaks..to recollect myself, but the breaks also get my hopes up. Because you can never know if it's actually passing, or if it's just a lull in the attack. Sometimes I think it'd be easier to just get the crap kicked out of me all at once, so that when I finally start to feel better, I know it's over for sure.
Ok, I know! I'd choose
C) HOW ABOUT I NO LONGER GET STUCK ON THAT EFFING BEACH IN THE FIRST PLACE??! Hmm.
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